Your brand is a bit boring, and we're the fookin' gorilla here to fix it. Wild street stunts, bold looks, zero bland. You're welcome.
Roughly speaking, brands get a personality, then get released into public. Politely. Mostly.
A look, a voice and a story that make people say "ooh" instead of "oh, you again."
Street-level stunts that make people stop mid-scroll, mid-walk, mid-sandwich.
A little psychology, a little mischief, and a brand that keeps its promises after the stunt is over.
👥 Who is it for? Anyone with something to sell and a quiet fear that nobody notices: the corner café, the family factory, the old bank, the school, the app, and the pickle business your uncle swears is "about to blow up".
Names, logos and a voice that doesn't sound like every other brand shouting "innovative solutions".
Bland: banned.Boxes so good people keep them. Your shelf looks great. The recycling bin feels left out.
Unboxing videos: guaranteed.Billboards are cute. We prefer a gorilla at a bus stop. Weird, but you'll remember it.
Banana costume optional.Why do people pick one jar and ignore the other? We have theories. Mostly involving bananas.
Mind tricks: legal. Mostly.A brand left alone drifts into "Comic Sans and chaos" within six months. Someone has to supervise.
We check in. Often. Gently.A little help on what to launch, what to skip, and which feature Dave won't stop talking about.
Just a sprinkle. We're not nags.Real sales and real chatter. Not "likes from your mum". Sorry, Mum.
Numbers don't lie.Boring office words are invading. Tap them before they hit the floor. 20 seconds. Go.
Four steps. Tap one. Something might growl.
We study your customers, your rivals and their sad little ads. It's not stalking if it's research.
Brand, box and voice. We find what makes you you, then turn the volume up.
A stunt people photograph, share and argue about at lunch.
We check what worked, fix what didn't, keep the brand in shape, and go again.
Tap a card to see what we do instead.
Say "let's circle back"
We go forward.
Mostly by swinging.
Make a 90-slide deck
3 slides. One is a banana.
Say "synergy"
Oops. Just did.
We're sorry.
Send "per my last email"
We send memes.
Faster. Kinder.
Gently. Legally. With snacks.
Brains love shiny things, free stuff and being told they're clever. You're nodding right now. See? It works.
Nobody wants to miss out. Not even you. Did you just scroll faster? Thought so.
Show a gorilla a banana and he'll do anything. Customers are the same. Fewer bananas, more discounts.
"Free." "New." "You." Three small words that tickle the brain. We charge extra for the other 97.
3 quick taps. Brutal honesty. No refunds.
Tap a tab. See what we got up to. No gorillas were harmed.
A snack with a boring name and a bag that whispered. We gave it a loud brand and a giant squirrel handing out samples at bus stops.
🏆 The first batch sold out. The squirrel now has a fan club.
Their brand looked like a tax form. We gave it a warm new face and handed out free umbrellas on rainy days with a tag: "We've got you covered."
🏆 Branch visits went up. So did smiles, which banks rarely see.
Tea boxes shaped like little rockets, plus a "launch countdown" chai stand at a busy train station. Commuters were late. Happily.
🏆 People posted the boxes online before we even asked.
A school brochure nobody read. We built a new look and a pop-up "learn something fun in 5 minutes" desk in the local mall.
🏆 Parents came for the fun lesson and stayed for the admissions form.
A money app nobody understood. We simplified it to 3 screens, gave it a friendly face, and stuck notes on cash machines: "Your wallet called. It is tired."
🏆 Sign-ups jumped. The cash machines stayed unimpressed.
Sample case files shown. Real ones arriving as soon as the gorilla finishes his banana.
Go on, send a message. The gorilla is bored, has finished all the bananas, and is refreshing the chat every 4 seconds.